the Laughing Boomer

My old friend Jenica Renay from Austin, Texas sent me this.  I thought it was pretty funny.  Unfortunately, there was no signature, so if anyone knows who wrote this, please let me know. 

Cheers,

 Mahara

60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.   They include: Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.  Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.  The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.  Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.   Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.  Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.  Leo Sayer --- Yo u Make Me Feel Like Napping.  The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.  Abba--- Denture Queen.   Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.  Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.  And my favorite: Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again